...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my being single is dangerous.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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