some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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