she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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