so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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