I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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