youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
