Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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