i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just puked most of my soul out..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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