Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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