Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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