sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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