I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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