Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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