when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
