Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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