Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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