So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
