At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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