He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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