she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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