I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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