Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
As shirtless as possible
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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