You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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