used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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