im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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