Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Found the puke drawer
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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