my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The air taste purple.
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