hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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