What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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