I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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