I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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