Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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