She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
id be glad to
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
third nipple confirmed
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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