i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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