Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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