yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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