ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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