Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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