At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
is it fun? or sober?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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