? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My hand turned me down
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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