Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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