I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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