I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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