like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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