Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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