So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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