is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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