these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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