so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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