i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
